
Looking through his acting career, the highest praise I can muster for him is that he was okay in a few movies. The worst criticism I can muster is that he was a terrible abomination which brought an otherwise good movie to its knees. His range, therefore, is somewhere between okay and catastrophically awful. Not a great average.
One time I heard a rumor that he was being considered to play the lead role in an adaptation of The Sandman, and I almost cried. I think I may have made some threatening statements while I was not in my right mind. It is safe to say, however, that if someone is ever considering Keanu Reeves for a part in a movie, they would probably be better off with someone else.
Grade: F+
Harsh, Daniel! And no recognition for Bill and Ted? That is just weird. And I know what you will say: "He's functional and able to play characters that are very dull, sort of annoying, or both." Whatever, man. There is some talent in making a character that dumb that charming.
ReplyDeleteAnd he made me laugh in Thumbsucker, but maybe those movies are what earns him the plus in F+.
ReplyDeleteTo give Keanu Reeves an F+ is to ignore the brilliance and splendor of Point Break. That movie alone bumps him up to a solid D--shameful, but still passing.
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